While drinking a beer the other night, I had an epiphany - Not drinking sucks. I've quit drinking before and life is just not that fun without the firewater. Granted, I have a mild to raging alcohol problem, but life is just more fun when you've got a good buzz going. Or you're blacked out. You make better decisions (sometimes), have WAY better luck with the opposite sex (most likely because you are too drunk to notice that she is a beast of mythical proportions), and are generally more outgoing, funny, and gregarious. Plus, who would be there to mock douchebags if I didn't drink?
Anyway, I'm bored of writing this and I have to get to Happy Hour but, as you can tell, this blog will be to recount the nights that I may - or may not - remember.
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