Country Music Sucks.

I like country music about as much as I like enemas. They're both incredibly awkward and painful throughout and feel amazing when they're over. Also, the people that regularly listen to country music (rednecks, people from the South, Lesbian trios with political views, etc) make me feel about as comfortable as those who regularly make use of enemas (old people, sick people, shitty little kids that refuse to defecate anywhere but their house or their pants). Not to say that I specifically don't like any of these people, or that I like any of them, for that matter, but they freak me out. Back to country music - Is there any other kind of music as whiny as this, "My dog-raping, sociopathic, racist, wife-beating boyfriend dumped me and lost his farm in the process" music? Well, I guess emo counts, but I hate hipsters significantly less than rednecks. Even though they're the rednecks of the coasts...